You’d think Miley Cyrus would’ve had enough of the limelight by now. But the overexposed tween sensation (Vanity Fair pun TOTALLY intended!) says she’d love to relax and kick back … by surrounding herself with six strangers, a giant camera crew and a big bag o’ Cheetos in one of those luuuurvly Real World McMansions.

“I would want to be on a reality show like The Real World because I think that’s crazy,” Cyrus confessed to E! Online.  ”Anyone who would do that has some serious guts. I just want to be in a really nice house with cameras following me around,” she added. “I can just sit there, eat Cheetos, read my book, hang out all day.”

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Fiddy’s new reality show, 50 Cent: The Money and the Power, airs Thursdays at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, I’ll be sifting through the ‘50 Cent Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the rapper-turned-mogul. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)

Apparently, Ryan’s none too fond of Cornbreadd’s self-promotional t-shirt fetish. So while Musso and Jenn continue to go at it (Jeez, guys, get a room!) Ry lightens the the tension by calling out Cornbreadd’s wacked-out gear. The way we see it? Ryan raises a fair point. Even if his idea of the perfect shirt does involve showing off his bare chest…

• Eliot Spitzer’s personal escort, Ashley Dupre, wants to formally apologize to the former NYC governor’s wife, Silda. Sadly, we’re not sure Hallmark makes a “Sorry a shtooped your hubby” card. At least, not yet! (NY Post)

• Semi-famous funnylady Kathy Griffin confirms that there’s another season of D-List in the works. Bring it, KG! (Usmagazine.com)

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are either back together — or else they’re the kinda best friendsies who hug and kiss a lot. (E! Online)

• DWTS‘ Julianne Hough doesn’t care what the judges/fans think about her just-eliminated-partner Cody Linley: “He’s a winner to me,” she says. (We think she means it in the metaphorical sense.) (OMG Yahoo!)

• Anyone else think Hottie McHotterson Megan Fox can do better than David Silver from 90210? (Scandalist)

So we’ve got a little bone to pick with, um, ourselves. MTV’s Best of ‘08 just launched and somehow we neglected to award any honors to MADE OR True Life – the bestest of the best MTV shows E-V-E-R!

To be fair, it wasn’t completely our fault. With categories such as “Best (Almost) Nude Moments,” it was hard for these two smart doc series to compete with the filthy (but equally fascinating) likes of A Shot At Love 2 and Real World: Hollywood. Still, we just couldn’t let MADE or True Life go unnoticed — and that’s why we asked Christine Rochelle, MTV.com Production Assistant-slash-Remote Control Contributor-slash-uber obsessed fan to make a list of her personal fave moments from this year’s episodes. Check it yo:

First up I have to pay homage to a MADE staple: fighting tooth and nail with your coach. Lucky enough for aspiring skateboarder, Alex, her mom did all the dirty work (even threatening to rip Coach Holly’s head off)…

A typical MADE story is comprised of a shy brainiac who wants to break out of his/her shell. But every once in a while we stumble upon some characters with maybe a little too much confidence. BFFs Amanda and Natalie really overestimated their ability to become survivalists…

Temper tantrums and crying fits aside, there’s nothing like a good old-fashioned MADE story where someone’s goals are reached and dreams are fulfilled. There was no other MADE subject this year like Brandon, who wanted to be a triathlete in order to overcome his diabetes. We were right beside him as he stepped on the scale week after week — and we were there again when he refused to let a spandex uniform get the best of him. When Brandon crossed that finish line, there wasn’t a dry eye around. Rock on, Brandon, rock on.

It’s not always easy to figure out who your true friends are. And while this week’s Paris BFF taught us a bit about frenemies (hence the fugliest “fashion” show EVER) we’re still not sure which of the wannabe besties are in it for the right reasons (friendship, duh!) and which are just trying to hitch a free ride to Fametown.

And now that it’s down to the final four (Bye, Lauren! We’ll always have those drunken PDA seshes to remember you by!) Paris isn’t taking any chances. Next week, she’s bringing in a ringer (i.e. veteran celeb interviewer/human lie detector Ryan Seacrest) to help her figure out which girl’s faker than a $5 Fendi.

Good luck, girlies — looks like you’re gonna need it. Especially you, Corrie – after all, didn’t you already “win” the Biggest Phony Award?

Although Brody Jenner’s new show, Bromance, is still a long way away, we figured it’s never too early to brush up on our brocab and man-ners. Thankfully, we’ve got just the thing: Brocabulary: The New Man-I-Festo of Dude Talk by Daniel Maurer. We’ll be giving you a mini lesson on “bromenclature” each week — until Brody’s televised search for a new “palcoholic” kicks off.

Like Fonzworth Bentley before us, we take our diction extremely seriously. So we’ve decided to step up our vernacular with these utilitarian guy phrases. Below, five more alcohol-related words you need to know.

flauntgerie - When a woman puts lace in your face by wearing visible lingerie. “Dude, if your girl’s gonna keep wearing flauntgerie, she might wanna upgrade to La Perla. PS, that side-stiched Victoria’s Secret WonderBra is soooo last season.”

jersey girl - A girl whose love of the game amounts to wearing the jersey of the player she thinks is hot. (Can also be used to rag on a dude who wears the jersey of a pretty-boy athlete.) “Yo, check out that jersey girl in the A-Rod shirt. Hey, bro, you forgot your purse!”

legsibitionist - A girl who has legs and knows how to use them. “Gotta love those legsibitionists. Even if you’re not a Thighsenhower, you probably experience some degree of legscitement when you see a leggy Peggy.”

marrogance - The arrogance of a newly married man. “Ever since Jesse got hitched, he’s turned into one of those marrogant jerks. It’s like he suddenly thinks strip clubs are lame or something!”

mascary - A scary amount of mascara. “My girlfriend dragged me to some hella lame chick flick, and the mascary girl next to me spent the whole movie wiping black streaks off her face.”

+ Not exactly Guysaac Newton when it comes to brocab? Catch up on our past lessons now!

In yesterday’s BFF poll, only 15 percent of you thought Lauren possessed the chops to be Paris Hilton’s best friend. Looks like the heiress agreed with the majority vote — Paris sent Lauren packing tonight after putting all five girls up for discussion.

It’s becoming more obvious with each episode that Paris is looking mainly for loyalty, so it’s no surprise that Lauren was asked to leave when she fell under scrutiny for being two-faced. In this video clip, Paris gets specific about her decision to send Lauren back to dry land:

Fiddy’s new reality show, 50 Cent: The Money and the Power, airs Thursdays at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, I’ll be sifting through the ‘50 Cent Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the rapper-turned-mogul. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)

Rival roomies Jenn and Musso are back to their old infighting ways again. And this time, not even Ryan and Cornbreadd can stop the madness (or muzzle Musso before he calls Jenn a “phony, pampered b-tch.”) Check out their latest domestic dispute, and then re-watch their last battle royale one more time.

It seems like only yesterday that we were watching Creepa (Excuse us, Thaddeus Martin) take home the top prize on From G’s to Gents. But in reality, it’s actually been two long months. So has the reformed gangsta gone back to his goonish ways since winning the show? Not if Fonzworth Bentley has anything to say about it.

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+ Brad Pitt tells Oprah Winfrey some cute things about being a dad while she stares dreamily into his eyes, nods and tries not to drool all over her yellow sweater. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has an important message for whoever just hacked into her YouTube: Get a life. (Buzzworthy)

+ Dancing With the Stars star Brooke Burke admits she can’t jive to save her life. (TV Watch)

+ Former SNL-er Amy Poehler successfully recruits Rashida Jones to star in her as-yet-untitled solo project/Office wannabe. (E! Online)

+ Apparently, actress Brooke Shields isn’t the only one who thinks Lipstick Jungle still exists! She is, however, the only one who seems to think the show might be re-upped for another season. (NYT Blogs)